Best Lines from the Apple TV+ Series

Ted Lasso is the Apple TV+ series that follows football (the American kind) coach, the titular Lasso, as he makes the switch to coaching football (the British kind) in England.

Just as the kind-hearted coach — played by Jason Sudeikis, who won back-to-back Emmys for his performance — managed to make his way into the hearts of his boss, his players and his community, the ever-optimistic dad has stolen our hearts, too.

At the center of Lasso's coaching skills are his Ted Lasso-isms that range from profound to hilarious and everywhere in between. Here are some of our favorites, as the show kicks off its third, seemingly final, season on March 15.

1. "Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong."

2. "As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get."

3. "I do love a locker room. It smells like potential."

4. "I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right."

5. "If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later."

6. "You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. You know why? It's got a 10-second memory."

7. "If the Internet has taught us anything, it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously."

8. "I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you're just one in 11."

9. "I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids."

10. "It's just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air."

11. "If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together."

12. "Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen."

13. "Ice cream is the best. It's kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints."

14. "I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that's being alone and being sad. Ain't no one in this room alone."

15. "There's two buttons I never like to hit: that's panic and snooze."

16. "I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we."

17. "If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn't have invented numbers."

18. "I've never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it's all part of growing up."

19. "Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!"

20. "This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able take my eyes off of it, either."

21. "It's kind of like back in the '80s when 'bad' meant 'good.' "

22. "You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't want to hear it."

23. "I think things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one."

24. "When it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?"

25. Believe.

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